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Solecist Project Red Federation RvB - RED Federation 22181	Posted - 2015.04.29 11:02:11 - [1] - Quote Always fit smartbombs. They'll clear out any drones within seconds! I wish you a slow, agonising death with screams and tears of pain and horror. Have everything you posess taken away from you. Most importantly ... yourself. Corpses4Drifters
Solecist Project Red Federation RvB - RED Federation 22181	Posted - 2015.04.29 11:03:37 - [2] - Quote If your thread gets locked ... ... just make a new one! It most likely happened by accident. ISDs are people too! I wish you a slow, agonising death with screams and tears of pain and horror. Have everything you posess taken away from you. Most importantly ... yourself. Corpses4Drifters
Solecist Project Red Federation RvB - RED Federation 22182	Posted - 2015.04.29 11:06:20 - [3] - Quote This is the weirdest and funniest troll thread in my entire life ... ... it's... brilliant.... wow.... I wish you a slow, agonising death with screams and tears of pain and horror. Have everything you posess taken away from you. Most importantly ... yourself. Corpses4Drifters
Solecist Project Red Federation RvB - RED Federation 22189	Posted - 2015.04.29 11:07:35 - [4] - Quote Always seperate everything you want to say into seperate posts. It increases readability. Paragraphs are nonsense! I wish you a slow, agonising death with screams and tears of pain and horror. Have everything you posess taken away from you. Most importantly ... yourself. Corpses4Drifters
Solecist Project Red Federation RvB - RED Federation 22189	Posted - 2015.04.29 11:23:08 - [5] - Quote If a player shoots you down ... ... make a thread in GD and cry about it. People will show you sympathy! I wish you a slow, agonising death with screams and tears of pain and horror. Have everything you posess taken away from you. Most importantly ... yourself. Corpses4Drifters
Solecist Project Red Federation RvB - RED Federation 22196	Posted - 2015.04.29 11:28:37 - [6] - Quote Scipio Artelius wrote: CCP's own turn at giving bad advice: http://puu.sh/huUfT/08a2d5ef54.jpg lol this is gold! Good catch! Seriously that's one stupid Achievement! I wish you a slow, agonising death with screams and tears of pain and horror. Have everything you posess taken away from you. Most importantly ... yourself. Corpses4Drifters
Solecist Project Red Federation RvB - RED Federation 22201	Posted - 2015.04.29 11:37:09 - [7] - Quote If you REALLY want to be famous, ask people to smear mayo onto their body and let them take pics of it!! (Sorry Ero. xD) I wish you a slow, agonising death with screams and tears of pain and horror. Have everything you posess taken away from you. Most importantly ... yourself. Corpses4Drifters
Solecist Project Red Federation RvB - RED Federation 22209	Posted - 2015.04.29 12:15:04 - [8] - Quote Always eat potatochips on voice. People love the sound of it! I wish you a slow, agonising death with screams and tears of pain and horror. Have everything you posess taken away from you. Most importantly ... yourself. Corpses4Drifters
Solecist Project Red Federation RvB - RED Federation 22267	Posted - 2015.04.29 13:36:35 - [9] - Quote [something something how to break the node but I realised how stupid it is to post that] ... Always post about exploits on the forums and whenever you find a way to break the node do not hesitate to spread the message. It helps CCP decide which nodes need to be rebooted. I wish you a slow, agonising death with screams and tears of pain and horror. Have everything you posess taken away from you. Most importantly ... yourself. Corpses4Drifters
Solecist Project Red Federation RvB - RED Federation 22282	Posted - 2015.04.29 13:52:42 - [10] - Quote Memphis Baas wrote: If you're getting shot at by pirates, open a convo window and ask for "parlay." Make sure to use the word parlay, as the pirates are only shooting you because they're roleplaying, and they'll get pissed off if you break immersion (also, make sure you spell parlay properly, as roleplayers are typically grammar ***** and will interrupt you with corrections). If you request parlay, the pirates are honor-bound to stop shooting and grant you a convo, so take the time to think of a good roleplay background for your character and type it out as the first thing you say in the convo window, so they know you're going to roleplay with them. Make sure it's at least 3 paragraphs, and includes the status of your parents, whatever childhood disaster you experienced, and the lessons you learned from it that are applicable to the current piracy situation you found yourself in. Uhm .... this is crappy bad advise. I did this once and it actually worked ..... LOL XD I wish you a slow, agonising death with screams and tears of pain and horror. Have everything you posess taken away from you. Most importantly ... yourself. Corpses4Drifters

Solecist Project Red Federation RvB - RED Federation 22338	Posted - 2015.04.29 16:19:45 - [11] - Quote Paranoid Loyd wrote: Minerals you mine are free. Holy meta, how did I forget about that one! :O I wish you a slow, agonising death with screams and tears of pain and horror. Have everything you posess taken away from you. Most importantly ... yourself. Corpses4Drifters
Solecist Project Red Federation RvB - RED Federation 22446	Posted - 2015.04.29 22:13:17 - [12] - Quote Paranoid Loyd wrote: Joey Bags wrote: If you ever need to file a petition, make sure to swear a lot and insult the lineage of the programmers at CCP. It also helps if you let them know you are in essence paying their wages to get them to prioritize your problem. In fact, for immediate action, just spam a DEV with messages. Also, if it takes more than an hour to get a reply be sure to post in GD about it, that gets you a reply much faster. If you have to wait longer than a day, send a petition asking when your first petition will be answered ! DOES YELLING ANNOY YOU ? LIKE MY IDEA BELOW AND I WILL REMOVE IT !! Corpses4Drifters CLICK THE LINK !! YOU LIKE THE IDEA !! FOR EVEN MORE PLAYER DRIVEN CONTENT !!
Solecist Project Red Federation RvB - RED Federation 22631	Posted - 2015.04.30 19:59:35 - [13] - Quote Esrevid Nekkeg wrote: Even if your ship is not moving, always try to keep its nose pointed in the direction you want to warp in. You will be in warp faster. It's called passive aligning btw. Heeyy, good one ! DOES YELLING ANNOY YOU ? LIKE MY IDEA BELOW AND I WILL REMOVE IT !! Corpses4Drifters CLICK THE LINK !! YOU LIKE THE IDEA !! FOR EVEN MORE PLAYER DRIVEN CONTENT !!
Solecist Project Shitt Outta Luck - GANKING4GOOD 23796	Posted - 2015.05.06 11:21:34 - [14] - Quote Vimsy Vortis wrote: Buy lots of SKINs. Proper clothes, makeup and a new hairstyle wouldn't hurt you. S.O.L. GANKING4GOOD
Solecist Project Shitt Outta Luck - GANKING4GOOD 23856	Posted - 2015.05.06 14:37:33 - [15] - Quote Ryomaru Reaper wrote: Milla Goodpussy wrote: take female birth control pills so you can get more attached to your avatar in eve online. wimps :) Are there Male Birth Control Pills? Please, do explain? Yep. Google helps. S.O.L. GANKING4GOOD
Solecist Project Shitt Outta Luck - GANKING4GOOD 23863	Posted - 2015.05.06 16:22:17 - [16] - Quote Having the top post on a page makes others look up to you. Literally. S.O.L. GANKING4GOOD

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